Title Sex

Author Madonna

Year Published 1992

Kind of Book Sexuality/Photography

How strongly I recommend it 5/10 

My Impressions It is mostly sultry photos of Madonna and company, though she does throw in a thoughts, witticisms, and stories that will make you blush. If you don't want to pay for it you can find the book online for free (if you're willing to weed through some sketchy websites that will destroy your computer)  :)

Date Read circa 2020

Practical Takeaways

• (for men and women) Play hard to get, but don’t act too disinterred

• (guys) Make some noise when you come, but don’t yell super fucking loud!

Big Ideas

• When you're hooking up with someone who is talking to you in a different language “They could be calling you a cunt bitch whore from hell. They could be saying, ‘as soon as you come I’m going to kill you.’ and you’re yelling yes yes!”

Memorable Quotes

“I think I have a dick in my brain. I don’t need to have one between my legs”

“My pussy has nine lives”

"I love my pussy, it is the complete summation of my life. It's the place where all the most painful things have happened. But it has given me indescribable pleasure. My pussy is the temple of learning."