Title My Custom Van

Author Michael Ian Black

Year Published  2009

Kind of Book Humor/Essays

How strongly I recommend it 7/10 

My Impressions These essays were funny and silly, but lacked the deeper morals found in his later collection "You're not doing it right"

Date Read circa 2021

Favorite Quotes

"[I am no better than anyone else] I have people who put my pants on one leg at a time."

Letter to a cleaning lady or handy man that comes over to your house to do a job

"If you get hungry, help yourself to the fridge…You can either leave cash or, if you prefer,I can deduct the cost of the food from your pay."

[To a homeless person]

"Sorry I can't help out. All I have are hundreds."

"I'm told volunteering for stuff is a terrific way to get laid."

After a long essay about the perfect soul mate for online dating profile

"No fatties, please"